Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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