well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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