Duck Duck Cougar?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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