Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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