it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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