I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Randomize
