I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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