Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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