doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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