That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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