a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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