So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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