it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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