what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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