Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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