found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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