It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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