OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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