Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
17 year olds will be the death of me.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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