how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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