It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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