He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
