I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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