Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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