I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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