She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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