But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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