dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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