she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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