So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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