And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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