drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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