franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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