I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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