It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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