I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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