You surviving the open bar?
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I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
We are two peas in an std pod
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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