What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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