Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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