So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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