I don't think brook has ever known best
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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