Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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