i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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