what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
