I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I can't turn off my feet"
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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