question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
This is the high leading the old right now
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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