Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
No subtext here. People are naked.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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