so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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