Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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