I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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