new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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